That's fucking stupid

Here’s a quick tip, if we continue to fuck about with foreign politics we’ll end up being hated by other nations and people will feel the need to blow shit up to make their point about how we need to stop fucking with foreign politics.

Oh, fuck, too late.

We seem to like to think that we are the motherfucking masters of running a country because if we see someone doing it in a way that’s not 100% how we’d do it then we like to just wade on in there and tell everyone how they need to get their act together and get their democracy on. America is the same, only they have a massive socialist welfare state military industrial complex* which needs something to do and that something often involves sending in mercenaries hired by nameless agencies to meddle with the hearts and minds and where possible start nice little wars that the US can wade in to as peacekeepers.

Can we just stop cocking about with other people and sort our own houses out already?

So Iran had some elections. They may or may not have been bent. Is this a problem for us? Not really, it’s a problem for the people of Iran. If they feel strongly about it then they will sort their own fucking house out by taking to the streets with big pointy sticks and flaming torches (or AK-47 assault rifles) but it is 100% not our fucking problem. Iran is a soverign nation and you can just imagine how well it would go down if the Swiss (one of the closest to a true democracy) were to start making a big fuss about our Prime Minister who was not elected in a democratic election; and don’t even get me started on George Fucking W Fucking Bush because that despotic cuntbag needs to be in in the Hague before I get home or there is going to be trouble. The Iranian people have spent a lot of time being fucked about with by the British and Americans, mainly because we didn’t like the fact that their democratically elected parliament was going to nationalise the British owned oil industry in Iran. We meddled a bit and actually helped the military overthrown the prime minister so the Shah (a bit of a buddy of the British) could run the country as an autocracy.

So yeah, let’s stop cocking about in Iran. The country is in a bit of a mess and that’s got quite a lot to do with us fucking about in the fifties. The country chose a religious state over the autocracy we left them with after destroying their democracy so we are not in any position to be mucking about now. Let’s just let them sort their own shit out and once that’s done we can say sorry for being a bunch of shitbags in the past and could we all just get along again, ta.

*That’s a whole other series of posts.

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