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Dear Child-Fuckers,

Thousands of newspaper articles about countless documented cases around the world of child rape, instigated by your members and systematically covered up by your leadership, are not “petty gossip.”

Yours lack-of-faithfully,

TFS

Stephen Green, leader of militant fuckwit religious extremists ‘Christian Voice’*:

“The Bible calls for the ultimate penalty for sodomy (Lev 20:13) and for rape (Deut 22:25), and our Lord upheld the death penalty when He called for the accusers of the woman caught in adultery to cast the first stone (John 8:7) – if, that is, they were not implicated in adultery themselves.

“The contrast between our politicians and those of Uganda could not be more stark. A Parliamentarian in Uganda is trying to protect his nation’s children. The House of Commons of the United Kingdom is trying to corrupt ours. Which country is the more civilised, I wonder, in the eyes of Almighty God?”

Well then, my dear boy, to bring out an old cliché: if you like it so much why don’t you go live there?

*not to be confused with militant fuckwit religious extremists the ‘Christian Institute’

Marc Mutty, public affairs director for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Portland on the repeal of the Maine gay marriage bill:

“We went up against tremendous odds… We all know we were the little guy going up against the big guy, but we prevailed.”

How on Earth did the poor little tiny Roman Catholic church manage to survive all that? Must have been tough.

Ikram ul-Huq, imam of the Muslim Community Center of Bloomington, Minnesota:

If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years

Various religious leaders in Minnesota are pushing for a constitutional amendment to ensure that marriage can only be between a man and a woman, and not between filthy homos people of the same gender.

Political analysts don’t expect it to get through (it’s been unsuccessful before) but it’ll be interesting to see what public reaction will be, especially in a state where religiosity and religious affiliation is broadly representative of the US as a whole.

Soon enough, the ENTIRE population will be a gay

Out of touch with today’s science?

Career fading?

No longer able to do any research of material value?

Need a bit of cash?

Then all you need to do is write some bullshit about how science can’t possibly preclude the existence of a supreme being, post it off to the Templeton Foundation and Bob’s your uncle, a million quid lands on your doorstep.

Nice.