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Incomprehensible Management Buzzword Bingo Quote of the Day

CEO of IBM UK & Ireland, on winning the Stonewall top employer award:

“We have done much to re-evaluate and strengthen our LGB strategy as part of our overall commitment to diversity. We’ve looked more closely at the LGB network group – its value proposition and its life-cycle – to ensure that it continues to deliver value, both to the corporation and to its members.

“At IBM, we pride ourselves on delivering a working environment which reflects equality of opportunity and experience for all. Diversity constitutes our character, our identity and ultimately our success – it is in our DNA.”

No, I don’t have a fucking clue what it means either. Think I might email this to the Plain English Campaign as an early contender for their Golden Bull awards.