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It appears that our favourite target, Jacqui Smith, is to leave the cabinet next Thursday.

I think this is appropriate:

Now fuck off back to Redditch where you belong.

That odious little talk radio host Michael Savage is apparently appealing to Billary Clinton to defend his right to say what the hell he likes after Jacqui Smith named him as an undesirable who would not be welcome in Britain.

Nobody is infringing your rights, mate, you can say whatever you like provided you do not break the laws of whatever country you are in. As you are an american you can pretty much say whatever you like in america because your constituional amendments pretty much guarantee your free speech. This ruling is not about stopping you saying things, it’s about excluding you from this country and that is something the British public can do with or without a reason thank you very fucking much. Say what you like as that is your right but you have no right to come into this country as all visitors are at our fucking discretion.

Jacqui Fucking Smith:

If people feel it appropriate to demonstrate against our troops coming home from defending this country abroad, we – as Government and others – will say in turn that we think that that’s wrong.

Cheers, Jacks. Thanks for that.

Here’s a bonus quote for you from our beloved W:

Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

Peace out, kids, and keep those naughty thoughts to yourselves!

Home Office spokesman this week:

The Government opposes extremism in all its forms… and that was the driving force behind tighter rules on exclusions for unacceptable behaviour that the Home Secretary announced in October last year.

Now, the Westboro Baptist Jihadists Church is planning to picket in the UK (in Basingstoke) next Friday.

I wonder if Jacqui Smith will refuse them entry too.

UPDATE: Yes! The Home Office said they’re not allowing Freddie or Shirl in the country. Obviously, I seriously doubt they were ever intending to attend the picket in the first place. I mean… who would want to go to Basingstoke?

There’s a £2.2 million radio and TV campaign coming up in the UK, warning the yoof of Britain of the dangers of cannabis. Those dangers which you clearly see in the following chart:

Wait, what? Yes, that’s cannabis there in the middle, marked as class B, yet far less dangerous than alcohol, tobacco or even ketamine.

Oh yeah, and before you hear any politicians talk about “lethal varieties” of skunk (GB, I’m looking at you), just remember that it’s simply impossible to overdose on cannabis. Mostly because you’d be so monged off your tits by the time you’re a tenth of the way through a lethal dose that you wouldn’t be able to find your own mouth anymore.

I could go on about legalisation, availability to over-21s (whose brains are fully developed and unlikely to suffer development-related mental health problems) through licensed pharmacists, the vast VAT income that would bring, and the huge benefit of freeing up police resources, but frankly I’m tired of all that.