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Leslee Unruh, President of the American pro-life organisation Abstinence Clearinghouse, on Obama’s policy of reducing funding for abstinence-only education:

“We’ve got news for the condom worshipers … abstinence education is not going away any time soon. Taxpayers will not tolerate their money being used for ideological latex-only programs and the molestation of their children’s minds and future.”

Because if you compare anything to child-fucking then you automatically win any argument. Try it today!

Here’s a little message for the dumbass americans that are now choosing to whine about the use of torture:

President Obollocks has issued an order to prohibit the use of torture techniques; any use from that point on is not authorised and the people concerned can be bitchslapped to high heaven. Any previous use of torture was authorised right up to the office of Presidential Warlord El Busho, the bloke you guys voted for; if anyone should have their back against the wall it’s him and not his mindless brainwashed drones who were just following orders. Also, on a side note, if you want to fight a war on a trumped up idea of a terror threat then you have to accept that some of the darker agencies of you country are going to do some nasty things to fight that war; waterboarding a few innocent suspects is childsplay compared to this.

Retrospectively prosecuting people for doing their jobs is just retarded, I am not defending what they did but at the time it was authorised by the crazy warmongering bandito that was elected to the White House.

It’s almost as retarded as blaming bankers for the current economic fucktardery even though they were just acting in the best interests of their employers and customers and within the laws set out by the government we all elected.

Let’s all congratulate the US for electing a new President who is only 50% white unlike previous presidents who have all been over 90% white. All through the US the Democrats have been congratulating themselves on the change that will come about now that they have elected a lawyer to high office.

We can all admit now that a purple fairy could have won the election against GI Joe and Caribou Barbie provided they had a policy or two. The entire republican campaign seems to have been bourne out of the following principals:

• Obama sounds a lot like Osama
• Barrack rhymes with Iraq (if you are fuckwit american)
• Barrack Obama is kinda the same colour as quite a few muslims
• Sarah Palin was nearly chosen as Miss Alaska
• McCain spent some time being held by the Viet Cong so his country owes him 8 years of living in a nice house with guards and his own big ass plane

Now that the elections are over we can all admit that change is not really all that likely, the US will still go out into the world and bully whomever it can in order to further their own goals. The US will still send troops abroad to rape and pillage in the name of liberty and will still claim the war on terror is more than just an excuse to remove the freedoms that other nations’ citizens have to be above the shallow materialistic corruptions of the United States. I doubt that electing a half white man to the White House will make the US suddenly take an intererst in the reasons why most of the world hates the US. I doubt a dose of humility will be packed inside Obama’s travelling case and I doubt that the meddling with foreign nations will cease and the US will begin to recognise the soverignty of all states outside their own borders.

If the US wants to change then it must respect that treaties are a binding two way thing which must be recognised at all times rather than when the US will gain from it. They must realise that pillaging the oil reserves of smaller nations or invading countries like Iraq is no different from Iraq invading and annexing Kuwait for the same goals. For the US to really change they need to stop their support of the occupation of Palestine and start understanding the reasons why muslim fundamentalists are angry at the imperialistic empire which has been responsible for many of the ills of the world today.