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Holy shitsticks! The polo neck wearing trendies from Facebook are going to see the Home Secretary today; although one assumes it will be some lowly minion in the “we don’t give a fuck about the governments of marginalised european countries” department rather than someone important from the bay area.

The meeting is so that Facebook can slap a little “fuck you” all over the faces of the idiots we still tolerate as our government. In other words they’ll explain why they haven’t added the ‘clickceop’ button to their site.

I expect the conversation will go something like this:

Facebook: Seriously, guys, apart from making some Daily Mail readers think you’re doing something about the paedophile menace don’t you think your stupid little button is a little fucking wanky?

Big Al: Mutter mutter paedophiles mutter mutter Ashleigh Hall mutter mutter Peter Chapman

Facebook: Why do you keep bringing things back to that case? Ashleigh Hall was unlucky. Stupid as well but mainly unlucky.

Big Al: Mutter mutter please add the button so we can save all the kiddies mutter waffle.

Facebook: Dude, are you a window licker? Ashleigh Hall was tricked into thinking she was talking to a young boy. Let’s not forget that shall we? She was 17 years old so not some innocent little six year old, she was a 17 year old porker who was searching online for some cock.

Big Al: Mutter mutter but if she had been able to click the button.

Facebook: You mean the button that just links to a wanky police website? Dude, you’re not getting it, SHE DIDN’T HAVE ANY REASON TO CLICK A BUTTON BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING TO A YOUNG LAD.

Big Al: But the button…

Facebook: Fuck you! You can spin this shit however you like but a crappy icon on our site linking to an even crappier site would not have done cock all. We have ‘report this’ links strewn all over our site to deal with offensive content and a dedicated team of people who are selected and employed by us, we’d rather not hand that quite important job over to some incompetent buffoons in some shitty self justifying quango.

Big Al: But MSN and Beebo and Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My!

Facebook: Yeah and stickers and ponies and myspace dot com. Don’t mention MSN to me, I don’t give a fuck that MSN have your wanky button, Ashleigh Hall spoke to Peter Chapman on MSN and no shitty button helped there. Do you know why? BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T SUSPECT ANYTHING. IF SHE HAD SUSPECTED SOMETHING SHE WOULD HAVE USED OUR ‘REPORT THIS’ LINK. SHE WANTED TO MEET THE GUY BECAUSE SHE WAS A FAT LONELY 17 YEAR OLD WHO SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO FIND BOYS TO FUCK HER.

If you actually suspect your are talking to a paedo online then you can click here to go to the aforementioned wanky site or you can just not arrange to meet up with the person who is probably trying to rape/murder you.

EDIT: Found this great picture of the cock ferret that got murdered. Enjoy.

Stephen Glover is clearly harbouring paedophile tendencies. He’s brim full of moral outrage at the idea of displaying a picture of a naked ten year old Brooke Shields in an art gallery, perhaps because he feels he could not look at it without some sort of sexual arousal. In an effort to explain to middle england how terrible it he they have illustrated the article with this picture which was taken when Brooke was in Blue Lagoon.

Oh, wait, wasn’t that movie filmed in 1980? Wasn’t Brooke born in 1965?

Oh, yes, she’s not nude so that’s OK. Paedos can only fap off to stuff if there’s *actual* nudity?