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Quote of the day

July 30th, 2009 |

Alan Johnson, the replacement twat for the previous UK Home Secretary, who was also a twat:

“Given the growing problem of identity fraud and the inconvenience of having to carry passports, coupled with gas bills or six months worth of bank statements to prove identity, I believe the ID card will be welcomed as an important addition to the many plastic cards that most people already carry.”

You know what I’ve always been thinking? It is such a hassle to carry my passport whenever I travel and it always takes up so much space in my luggage. Oh yes, and that once-every-three-years that I open a new Blockbuster membership, I’ll be glad that I don’t have to carry around those hefty gas bills with me. Thanks for that, buddy.

Here’s a tip, Alan, you scaremongering clungemeister: why not redirect that particular budget to the Transport Secretary and get the trains up to scratch instead?

Oh yeah, and before I forget: fuck you.