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Slow news day

Let’s just get a grip here on the breaking news that the papers have delivered to us three years after the event. With nothing going on in the McCann household, nobody getting their cock out on radio and everyone bored of doom and gloom in the economy it’s time to dredge up some frankly hilarious footage of Prince Harry dicking about with some mates.
My only complaint with Harry is that he needs to be aware that there are cunts with agendas everywhere all the time trying to take whatever he does and make it fit their cause. Newspapers are here to sell newspapers so those in the public eye (and especially the royals) need to be very careful with what they say.
If you had a mate who suggested he called you ‘paki’ then not many people would bat an eyelid but then you aren’t the heir to the throne with a few thousand bitter and twisted middle class journo fuckwits itching to make a few quid by making you look bad. With all the bullshit that the princes have to put up with it’s a wonder they have turned out as such a nice and well rounded pair of individuals. They have impossibly high standards set for them and even if they are mates with the guy and and the name ‘paki’ is a term of endearment there is always going to be some stone faced twat who can sell a few shitty rags by whipping up an outrage.
Let’s look at the sources to see who’s outraged… the person quoted as saying that the term was not used by one mate to another was not the young fellow soldier himself but an uncle who probably picked up about £25,000 from the papers (the going rate for this sort of thing) for his comments. The group calling for Harry to be disciplined are ‘Republic’ a fruitjob anti monarchy group who would say the same thing if Harry had singlehandedly saved the lives of an entire platoon.
Others will jump on the bandwagon but they are most likely easily led politicians who want to draw a bit of limelight by looking suitably outraged, most likely the same tossers who stood up and made pricks of themselves during the Ross/Brand thing.
Guys, this is not a big deal. Harry is a kid who is trying to live up to the expectations of a nation and doing a far better job than the fucktards at the Screws of the World ever could.