Posts Tagged ‘retard’
Just fuck off and die…
Let’s not forget that Jade is an ignorant racist who thought that East Angular was abroad. The fact that she’s dying doesn’t stop her being a tragic example of what sucks about our celebrity obsessed culture.
One in three of the population is affected by cancer. She’s not special and never has been.
Another day another bank bail out
So we are giving money to the banks so they can then lend it back to us. The government will effectively take the risk away from the banks by guaranteeing their loans, risk that the banks have so far failed completely at assessing and managing.
Great recovery plan.
How about using that tax money to enourage investment and innovation? How about investing that money in education? This is a long term problem that has been many years in the making and it’s going to take a long term solution.
Slow news day
Let’s just get a grip here on the breaking news that the papers have delivered to us three years after the event. With nothing going on in the McCann household, nobody getting their cock out on radio and everyone bored of doom and gloom in the economy it’s time to dredge up some frankly hilarious footage of Prince Harry dicking about with some mates.
My only complaint with Harry is that he needs to be aware that there are cunts with agendas everywhere all the time trying to take whatever he does and make it fit their cause. Newspapers are here to sell newspapers so those in the public eye (and especially the royals) need to be very careful with what they say.
If you had a mate who suggested he called you ‘paki’ then not many people would bat an eyelid but then you aren’t the heir to the throne with a few thousand bitter and twisted middle class journo fuckwits itching to make a few quid by making you look bad. With all the bullshit that the princes have to put up with it’s a wonder they have turned out as such a nice and well rounded pair of individuals. They have impossibly high standards set for them and even if they are mates with the guy and and the name ‘paki’ is a term of endearment there is always going to be some stone faced twat who can sell a few shitty rags by whipping up an outrage.
Let’s look at the sources to see who’s outraged… the person quoted as saying that the term was not used by one mate to another was not the young fellow soldier himself but an uncle who probably picked up about £25,000 from the papers (the going rate for this sort of thing) for his comments. The group calling for Harry to be disciplined are ‘Republic’ a fruitjob anti monarchy group who would say the same thing if Harry had singlehandedly saved the lives of an entire platoon.
Others will jump on the bandwagon but they are most likely easily led politicians who want to draw a bit of limelight by looking suitably outraged, most likely the same tossers who stood up and made pricks of themselves during the Ross/Brand thing.
Guys, this is not a big deal. Harry is a kid who is trying to live up to the expectations of a nation and doing a far better job than the fucktards at the Screws of the World ever could.
Stupidity Roundup
Thanks to Grumpy for the tip off about this little storm of stupidity. I am almost loathe to mention it because it’s such a ridiculous idea that people would complain about something so entirely unimportant. Can’t we all just rise above complaining about the little things and concentrate on fixing the big things?
Moth balls
When I was a kid studying biology I was introduced to the charming story of the peppered moth. Kids nowadays may not have heard about it because it has been challenged by the witch hunters as flawed science. It’s laughable that the intelligent design crew are criticising the methods of science when their own evidence based practice consists of citing a bad translation of book which is mostly 2500 -3000 years old.
The peppered moth is still the poster child for explaining evolution to the great unwashed and it is a popular choice because the events described all happened in the last century and were observed by reliable recent sources.
For those who don’t know the story of the peppered moth, here’s the synopsis as I remember it:
White peppered moths used to be common across the British Isles and their wings made effective camoflage against the lichens on tree trunks. During the industrial revolution the lichens died out and the tree trunks were darkened by soot in some parts of the country and so the white moths were more easily spotted by predatory birds. At the same time the darkened form of the moth (occasional genetic freaks) were better camoflaged so thrived in numbers. Since the Clean Air Act was passed in 1956 the lichen has returned and the tree trunks have whitened; this has caused a resurgence in the white moth population.
My last encounter with doorstep creationists included their rebuttal of the peppered moth, the creationists told me that it had been dropped because the science behind it was flawed and so it was not to be considered as evidence of evolution. I asked why it had been dropped and for what reason but creationists rarely cite sources, they just recite what their handlers have told them to preach. They were incredulous at the thought that the moths had changed colour and seemed to be unable to grasp the very basics of the evolution theory that they were seeking to disprove.
The science behind the peppered moth has been done again with better methodology and it evidenced what reasonable people already knew, that light moths on dark trees are eaten by predators in greater numbers than dark moths on dark trees. The experiments were conducted with greater controls for other environmental factors and from my reading of the paper it seems a sound assumption that this was the cause of the changes in moth population (of course I don’t expect you to take my word for it, look at the paper by Majerus in 2005 on his Cambridge experiment).
The peppered moth is the chosen favourite explanation of evolution because it cuts through all the clouds of disinformation that the creationists preach and answers the simplest of questions: how do things evolve? The answer is this: as one species is more adapted to surroundings it has an advantage and numbers of that variation will increase. The moths did not change colour any more than we changed from being monkeys to humans in a lifetime, we evolved because genetic mutations and variations produced offspring who where more suited to their environment and they succeeded and passed on their traits to offspring in greater and greater numbers.