The Team
Commonly Sensible
Born into a great newspaper family, Commonly Sensible moved from the East Coast to somewhere slightly inland (Great Yarmouth). From the turn of the century (the recent one) she has been the correspondent for Rutters, the international news agency of the mating stag world.
Can be regularly seen screaming obscenities at fellow drivers using a 120 dB loudhailer during M25 snarl-ups.
Has often been arrested under the Terrorism Act.
Sensibly Common
A product of the streets of Buernos Aires, Sensibly Common started life cleaning dirt from inbetween the toes of rich American tourists. After many years studying the finer points of the german tongue he became a butcher in Dresden.
Sensibly Common was later sentenced to eight years in a corrective institute for infecting his friends and neighbours with the Rage virus. Although now fully rehabilitated into society, he still suffers the occasional
relapse, which we control by making him thrash his fists angrily against his wireless ergonomic keyboard for hours on end. In the same vein as the infinite Shakespearean monkeys, Sensibly produces one semi-coherent blog post from those random key mashes every few days.
Commonsensical
The oldest of our correspondants, he only writes occasionally due to ill health and laziness. Commonsensical is a retired officer from the 78th Battallion of Royal Burkas who was forced to take some honorable discharge after falling foul of their “don’t ask, don’t fuck up” policy. A progressive grammarian, Commonsensical has been known to frequently split infinitives and drop apostrophe’s all over the pl’ace wherever she bloody likes it. Alas, the rest of the writing team isn’t allowed to argue, due to the threat of certain Death By Chinese Burn.
Commonly Ginger and Commonly Lardy are new additions to the team, we found them fighting over the rights to push the ‘on’ switch at Jade Goody’s cremation and instantly fell in love with them both.